only at Wal-Mart

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Thursday, 29-Jun-2006 0:37:48

An "extremely" unattractive, mean acting woman walks into Walmart with
her two kids.

The Walmart Greeter does his thing and then asks, "Are they twins"?

The ugly woman says "No Jackass, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger
one, she's 7. "Why?........ Do you really think they look alike, you
idiot?"

"No, replies the greeter, I just can't believe you got laid twice."

Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Thursday, 29-Jun-2006 3:34:29

lol

Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 29-Jun-2006 3:58:49

<grin> <smile> Thanks for posting this.

Post 4 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Thursday, 29-Jun-2006 18:37:39

ouch!

Post 5 by jessmonsilva (Taking over the boards, one topic at a time.) on Thursday, 29-Jun-2006 19:00:33

Hahahaha I thought that was funny. Good job!

Post 6 by lalady (This site is so "educational") on Friday, 30-Jun-2006 18:33:27

Thanks! I needed a chuckle right this minute!

Post 7 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Monday, 10-Jul-2006 18:13:11

rofl that's great